Remember that weird chat I had with Boner when he was at work drunk, then at the end he starts bumping Justin Bieber in his office?  Yeah well it made some chick pissed off at lil JB and she ended up doing the funniest thing ever.

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4:41 PM

Boner: dude i’m drunk at work

no wonder you do it all the time

it’s greeeaaatttt

Phamster: cool

get on video chat so i can see u

Boner: no cammmeraaa niggga

Phamster: ethuggin

u must be buzzin

4:42 PM

Boner: oh yyyeahhh

goddamn magaariats

suggggar

Phamster: thats all bad

good luck

4:43 PM

Boner: fukkk this

blasting justing bieber

4:45 PM

Phamster: wow

4:46 PM

Boner: lol

my manager just walked to my cube

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i’d unbutton my shirttt

it’s ovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvva aaaa nigggga

4:49 PM

Phamster: wtf?

this is going on the website tmr

Boner: babby baby baby baby

woooo

wooooooooooooooooo



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Text message from Boner at 3:02am

Boner: Omg you assssssshollllle I’m going to killlll uuuuuuu

Phamster: What?

Boner: You painted my toes

Phamster: No way. Gnite.

Emailed Boner next day at 1:12pm

Phamster: How ya holding up today buddy? What’s with the angry text last night??

Boner: Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee innnnnn a ffirrrreeeeee

Phamster: But what if I turn into this?

Boner: No like in purgatory you noetic susanoo (side note I have no idea what a noetic susano is and Boner won’t tell me)

Phamster:

IMed Boner at 2:35pm

Phamster: Hey Buddy!

Boner: I hate you..

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udafish is off to Vegas for the weekend, so watch the trailer of The Hangover in the mean time and imagine what we will be up too.

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